Adam's definitions

dj89

A ginourmous fattass queer-bait.
He is 95% retarded and doesn't know the difference between USD and CAD.
Can be found on www.automags.org, www.pbnation.com, and near large stockpiles of food.

"I see you ordered 7 large pizzas! Are you having a party with all your friends or pulling a dj89 and surfing AO?"

by Adam January 23, 2005

reading festival

the greatest festival in the U.K. happens once a year normally in summer. lots of great bands play. Green Day, Lost Prophets, Placebo, The Hives, The Darkness

And The Shit get booed off e.g
50 Cent
Rasmus

Reading Festival was the nads ^ ^

by adam October 9, 2004

screamo

heavy music involving both singing and screaming, similar (if not the same as) post-hardcore, with emotional themes to the songs
often insulted by people who are;
a) too pussy for the screaming
b) too...ahem "hardcore" for the emo subject matter

my band might be screamo. we also rock.
www.keepsafe.rocks.it

see also; premo, extremo, redeemo

by adam December 8, 2003

wastegate wanker

The V-8 crowd. Usually inhabiting corners of autoparts stores, feed stores, hardware stores, ect, constantly talking shit on "import" style cars. Commonly refering to 4 cyl cars as slow. Oblivious to the fact that 4 bangers can have double the HP, tq, and gasmileage of any stock to moderatly modified mustang camaro, TA, ect with Mild modification. having twice the HP per cylender, power to weight ration. coining the title, for being known as stupid ignorant wankers.

"all i need is a turbo, you need 4 more cylenders."

by Adam May 13, 2005

fowlered

when your bitch hoe breaks it off four months before the wedding, and you dont get your ring back

"why is steve so wasted"
"didn't you hear he got FOWLERED last saturday"

by Adam May 13, 2005

hosue

A declaration of frustration, typically following a typo. Though mostly used in instant messenger conversations, it has also been used with tongue twisters and mispronounciations.

fluffy_bunny: what tmie are you coming over?
cattygoth: tmie?
fluffy_bunny: hosue! time, not tmie!

by Adam November 8, 2004

tits

protrusions on womens' chests which have the power to attract mens' eyes

other terms for tits
US: hooters, bazookas, gazongas, knockers

UK: fun bags, Bristols, jugs, baps, melons, knockers

FRANCE: Boules

SPAIN: Cocos, domingas, tetangas, papayas

JAPAN: Chi-chis

CZECH REPUBLIC: Mliekarne (refers to a shop that only sells milk)

RUSSIA: Grudis, siskis

ICELAND: Bublur

by Adam August 10, 2004