Definitions by AdMan Jones

weasel waxer 

A woman, or a man, who services the penis of men who are typically unsuccessful in the hook up department.

“She's hooking up with another total Heeb?! She really is a weasel waxer!”

weasel waxer by AdMan Jones December 31, 2020

penile pulverizer 

A woman who is usually homely and unattractive that makes the most out of sexual endeavors not knowing if the opportunity will ever again arise. The beast thoroughly decimates the penis through repetitive body slamming, all while acutely enthusiastic.

Alex : “I was desperate and driven by abstinence. I didn’t anticipate the consequences, I had no idea she was a penile pulverizer.”

penile pulverizer by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Shlong logger 

A woman, or a man, who’s sexual adventures are motivated purely on stacking up ever increasing statistics.

“Does K really like him?”
...
“Nah, Alex is just another notch, she’s a shlong logger.”

Shlong logger by AdMan Jones December 28, 2020

Box Buffer 

A person who specializes in clitoris finger play while servicing a vagina.

“Alex doesn’t last longer than 3 minutes, but he’s a mean Box Buffer!”

Box Buffer by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Shvance

Another one of dozens of terms for male genitalia. Specifically Shvance is used to identify an individual who is acting like a dick.

“Alex just cut me off! Driving like a Shvance!”

Shvance by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020

Scrotesque

a style of persona characterized by repulsive manliness. Bad hygiene expressed through ones daily activities and/or language, all while being aware of ones self and not giving two shits.

Alex just dropped a deuce in that over flowing porta-potty, didn’t think twice about it. Kids’ scrotesque!

Scrotesque by AdMan Jones December 22, 2020