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Fabooshed

Being fabooshed means to be amazed at one's fabulousness

Davey: I am utterly fabooshed looking at you
Labandrina III: Thanks

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Tableism

Tableism is a term used to express ones beliefs in Tables, although some people say that coffee tables should not be put in the category of Tableism it is still worshipped in the house of tables.

Jerry: Hey Bob why do you worship Tableism?
Bob: Because I love tables and accept them as godlike objects
Jerry: Huh...

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Yogurt Twerk

When you twerk with yogurt balanced on your ass.

Candice: Yo i'm gonna yogurt Twerk
Jerry: don't make a mess

by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

The higher bread

top shelf bread, often depicted as having godlike powers.

bow before the higher bread

by Ack! I'm chocking April 6, 2021

5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.

What happened 5/21/2002
. . .

by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021

calendar simpiosis

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

by Ack! I'm chocking April 11, 2021

man made

To be created by humans and not by acts if nature or animals.

This antique is made of fine man made craftsmanship

by Ack! I'm chocking April 6, 2021