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5/21/2002

The Sewer Incident

Local man goes missing in sewer.
Video camera found covered in oil.
Police have not released footage.

What happened 5/21/2002
. . .

5/21/2002 by Ack! I'm chocking May 21, 2021

calendar simpiosis 

A phenomenon, although slim, slightly increases the risk of dying on a birthday than any other day of the year.

Dude I hope calendar simpiosis doesn't effect me on my birthday.

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The higher bread 

top shelf bread, often depicted as having godlike powers.

bow before the higher bread

The higher bread by Ack! I'm chocking April 6, 2021

man made 

To be created by humans and not by acts if nature or animals.

This antique is made of fine man made craftsmanship

man made by Ack! I'm chocking April 6, 2021

bandazzlement 

to be dazzled by a music band.

That band gave all of us some bandazzlement

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Fabooshed 

Being fabooshed means to be amazed at one's fabulousness

Davey: I am utterly fabooshed looking at you
Labandrina III: Thanks

Fabooshed by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021

Yogurt Twerk 

When you twerk with yogurt balanced on your ass.

Candice: Yo i'm gonna yogurt Twerk
Jerry: don't make a mess

Yogurt Twerk by Ack! I'm chocking April 5, 2021