Ace the simp's definitions

Aether

A cool kid who sounds mysterious, but is actually an airheaded moron.

L: Hi M
M: I forgot to tell you something, I have a brother, N. He is a mysterious cool kid, but he’s stupid
L: he’s an aether

by Ace the simp April 29, 2023

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

Phat

Potential Hail At Twilight

E: My forecast predicts PHAT

by Ace the simp February 19, 2023

Monkeyprank

To send someone random images of monkeys until they respond

j: B, why are you sending me tons of images of monkeys?
M: He’s trying to monkeyprank you
J: What does that mean??
L: To send random images of monkeys until they respond
J: Oh gosh

by Ace the simp May 4, 2023

Smooth brain

A cute brain

J: O, you have a smooth brain
O: Does this mean I have a cute brain?
*L, M, N, O, and P all start laughing*

by Ace the simp May 5, 2023

Yote

1) Past tense of “yeet”
2) Slang for “coyote” because it’s spelt coYOTE

1) I yote an apple yesterday
2) I heard yotes howl last evening

by Ace the simp February 5, 2023

Juicy

Bootleg version of juice

Person: Mum can we have juice?
Mum: We have juice at home
Juice at home: Juicy

by Ace the simp March 18, 2023