Ace the simp's definitions

Wet cardboard

A character who lacks personality and is simply plain.

N: I just finished reading the book…
L: Did you like it?
N: No, the protagonist was simply a wet cardboard

by Ace the simp November 7, 2023

Grape soda

A person with purple hair, extended form of “grape”.

N: Guys look! I dyed my hair
M: Okay grape soda
N: What?
M: Your hair is purple

by Ace the simp October 23, 2023

Rodent

A small, gnawing mammal

(informal, derogatory) A small but nasty person (typically a child)

T: What is this rodent?

G: That nasty little rodent stole my desk >:(

by Ace the simp September 4, 2023

Cherry

A person with red hair, specifically carmine, scarlet, or crimson (Not orangish/brownish, like actual red). Typically used to refer to fictional characters;

M: I dyed my hair last week
L: Okay…
J: M is a cherry now

by Ace the simp September 4, 2023

Fra

A meme created via searching on the Dusk’s WoF Au wiki

P: *posts fra in chat*
M: Ayo what does that mean?
L: Idfk

by Ace the simp August 8, 2023

Cuckoo

1) (Informal, humourous) Crazy, typically used when someone is coo coo for Cocoa Puffs (Alternatively spelt koo-koo or coo-coo)
2) (Informal, derogatory) A person who steals desks, like a cuckoo steals nests

2)
P: OMG OMG OMG TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY EEEEEEEEEE
M: P is cuckoo right now
J: Ikr!

2)
J: H IS SUCH A CUCKOO, HE STOLE MY DESK >:(

by Ace the simp August 6, 2023

Sentient toaster

A toaster that has feelings

J: I’m a sentient toaster

by Ace the simp July 31, 2023