AbnormalBoy 's definitions

Oral Office

What Bill Clinton turned the Oval Office into.

Bill: Hillary, I'm heading back to the Oral Office...DOH!!! I mean OVAL office.

by AbnormalBoy April 19, 2004

astronomer

Someone who does it all night.

Girl #1: I met this guy Friday night and we went at it until sunrise.

Girl #2: He must have been an astronomer.

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

Harvey Wallbanger

Alcoholic beverage prepared as such:

Ingredients:
1 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Galliano
4 oz Orange juice

Mixing instructions:
Pour vodka and orange juice into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir. Float Galliano on top and serve.

Bartender: What'll it be? A Juicy Lucy?

Patron: No, I think I'll have a Harvey Wallbanger.

by AbnormalBoy April 17, 2004

retro retard

Person who obliviously wears out-of-style clothes.

"Look at Sam with that Abercrombie shirt. Doesn't he know Abercrombie went out of style in, like, 2009? What a retro retard!"

by AbnormalBoy April 15, 2004

wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.

Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!

by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004

holocaust

Disaster on a horrific scale.

"A nuclear holocaust could wipe out 95% of our population."

by AbnormalBoy May 27, 2004

flying fuck

Term used to emphasize one's indifference on the presupposition of interest, especially when "through a rolling doughnut".

"You think we want to hear your opinion? Nobody gives a flying fuck through a rolling doughnut what you think, Ted!"

by AbnormalBoy March 30, 2004