Abe's definitions

mites

a mouth bacteria that is introduced by sucking the penis of someone who has had sex with a dead body.

tom is a necrophiliac and tiffany sucked his cock, now she has mites

by abe November 16, 2003

BURGACIDE n.

When a hamburger can't take any more torture and hurls itself through the grill into the coals.

the hamburgers death was clearly an act of burgacide.

by abe October 13, 2003

IBRAHIM

On a scale of 1 to 10, hes a 14 of awesomeness. Hes by far the best DOTA player known, and coolest arab in the world. Matt, Muhammad, Ramzi, Red, and Niel aren't half the dota player he is. Also very cool.

Ibrahim is too awesome.

by Abe December 29, 2007

Viscera

The best wrestler EVER, a close second being Adam Bomb

Viscera is the fucking man

by abe January 27, 2005

dueces

When you take a big dump in the toilet

Yo Joe, I gotta drop mad dueces be back in 10.

by Abe August 31, 2006

WOW

WOW (Whip 'em Out Wednesdays)
Greatest radio promotion of all time, created by the "Opie & Anthony" radio show. Listeners would place "WOW" bumper stickers on their cars, and on Wednesdays, women fans were encouraged to flah their bare breasts at cars with the stickers on them.

"Now ladies, be sure to WOW those cars today. Make some poor guy's day by giving him a treat on his way home."

by Abe April 12, 2004

stahnke

v.(stohn-kee) to eat a large amount of food in one or two effortless bites.

Dude, you totally stahnked that hoagie whilt I was still on the first bite of mine!

by abe April 8, 2004