Abby's definitions

scum sucker

1. An alge eating animal that lives in your fish tank and sucks all the scum and eats poop in your fish tank.

2. A low-life bar trash blonde women that perfers to suck on the most scumy men of the world.

3. your Mom

1.(pet store) Where are all your scum suckers located at?

2. You scum sucking whore, why are you flirting with my man?

3. Your Mom sucked all the scum off his dick.

by Abby May 10, 2004

tots

another name for tits, or breasts.

I can't ever find a shirt at that store that will fit my big tots.

by abby May 13, 2005

equestrian

Quite simply, a person who engages in sports or activities that involve horses. ("Equus" meaning "horse.")

Someone who rides for pleasure, races, shows, drives horses and/or ponies.

by Abby September 15, 2004

Lurpy

(adj.) someone, esp. male in early- to mid-adulthood, who is lanky, gangly and physically awkward

toppling redhead
you stepped on my toe again
lurpy encounter

by abby November 13, 2003

Emma

Emma is a slag. she lies to people to make them hate you so she can have them all to herself. she would fuck anyone for a piece of string and lie and say she is a virgin. her vagina resembles a ducks mouth and smells like the fish bit in morrisons. shes like a black mamba. highly aggressive, and strike with deadly percision and like a black mamba she doesnt only strike once shell strike 12 times in a row.

denoting a type of behavior or personality characterized by inderct resistance to her own demands. she is her own worst enemy and trys to put on this big act but never seems to be able to keep it the same changes the story every time and gets found out.

friend 1 - what is that slag Emma wearing
friend 2 - i don't fucking know

friend 1 - god shes such a slag
friend 2 - she worse than a crack whore
friend 1 - she would suck any dick

friend 2 - she can suck my dick

friend 1 - shes such a jew

by Abby May 22, 2016

bryn mawr

Prestigious women's collge located in the suburbs of Philadelphia. A member of the venerated "Seven Sisters," the women's college answer to the Ivy League.

Notable alumna include Katherine Hepburn and Marianne Moore.

My cousin went to Bryn Mawr...now she's the CEO of a Fortune 500 company.

by Abby September 23, 2004

yousuckirule

a madradhair take off that's not nearly as hip or judgemental

so I updated my yousuckirule profile last night

by Abby June 12, 2004