Definitions by AaRoN

furtle 

An English term form the 18th century.

To draw a picture of a woman and cut a hole for legs, and make legs with your fingers to make it look as if she is line dancing.

You can't furtle worth shit kyle! Your fingers are too hairy for a womans leg!

furtle by Aaron October 9, 2004

Circle Jerk 

Circle jerk means when a group of people are set out to do something but instead bullshit and waste time sitting or standing around. It can also mean a group a guys standing around jerking off.

I told you guys to clean up the building, but instead I walk in on this circle jerk.

Circle Jerk by Aaron September 29, 2004

fizziwig 

a guy or gal who has wikid hair

YO, michelle is a fizziwig dude

fizziwig by aaron September 28, 2004

scarvev

A talking tennis racquet

damn, thats one awesome talking tennis racquet.. just like Ken's dads racquet

scarvev by Aaron September 22, 2004

The Parent Test 

Just for Matt's use.

Mom & Dad are sitting at home. You decide to pay them a visit, bringing your new friend in tow. They are suprised to find you in the company of this person and ask all sorts of odd questions. Questions you might ask in a group; as icebreakers. They dont know this person so it seems only natural I suppose. After a few hours of this "talking" you suggest that you ought to get going. Your parents express a sincere appreciation for your new friend and show that they would like them to return sometime in the near future, for more such "talks." You feel the tension leave you as you depart, a job well done

The Parent Test by Aaron September 20, 2004

fallout boy 

worst band ever. lead singer w/ extremly high pitched voice. if not for the guitar work, songs would be confused with those of Nsync or 98 degrees.

guy : fallout boy is fucking queer.
girl : shuuut upppp! fallout boy rox my sox!
gay guy: yea totally!

fallout boy by aaron September 19, 2004

smurfberries 

This is another word for triple c, since they are red, have a sweet taste, and if you take enough of them then you start tripping like a smurf. The safe dosage is usually 6, though I've taken up to 8 without any trouble. Wouldn't suggest going over this though. Besides DXM, the other chemical in these is really dangerous, and can make for a very nasty & painful overdose.

Me and my friend were popping some smurfberries earlier.

smurfberries by Aaron September 18, 2004