A_single_bean's definitions

Francis

This isn't a lame inside joke. Francis was a video-game and anime obsessed chameleon in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss of World 3, the Bitlands. At first, you enter the room as Princess Peach, and Francis attempts to start flirting with you. Obviously, this fails, and the battle starts. Once you finish world 3, you may not see him again in World 8, if you tell the fake Merlee that you hate Francis. After beating the game, Francis lightens up to you, and allows you to purchase a copy of Tippi named Tiptron for 999 coins. The End.

Copyright Nintendo™ 2007

This is so hi-technical! -Francis

by A_single_bean June 2, 2019

Shrek's swamp

Shrek's swamp is a damp, disgusting area founded and therefore owned by Shrek. He gets infuriated when others attempt to invade it. Shrek desperately wanted privacy, and to be alone. We still have yet to find out what happens next in Shrek 5...

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by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Deep in images

When you're looking up something online, click on images, and see the first few results. At first, it isn't too bad. But sooner or later, once you scroll into the deeper in, you'll start finding some fucked up stuff, like rule 34 of what you looked up. You won't be able so unsee any of that.

Joey: BRO WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S MESSED UP
Matt: I told you, don't scroll down too far, you'll see deep in images like that

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

Video game rule 34

*God has left the chat*

Video game rule 34 is fucked up, once you see it, you'll wish you hadn't

by A_single_bean June 1, 2019

peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Flat earther

Somehow, with all of the evidence provided by scientists, these dumbasses still think that the Earth is a mere circle. Just like YouTube haters and people who do The Floss dance, they are people who are a disgrace to the human race.

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by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Connibalism

Communism and cannibalism merging together to form a religion. OUR RELIGION

Connibalism

Oh here's a gif of Danny Devito
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by A_single_bean May 31, 2019