Connibalism

Communism and cannibalism merging together to form a religion. OUR RELIGION

Connibalism

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by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

Francis

This isn't a lame inside joke. Francis was a video-game and anime obsessed chameleon in Super Paper Mario, being the final boss of World 3, the Bitlands. At first, you enter the room as Princess Peach, and Francis attempts to start flirting with you. Obviously, this fails, and the battle starts. Once you finish world 3, you may not see him again in World 8, if you tell the fake Merlee that you hate Francis. After beating the game, Francis lightens up to you, and allows you to purchase a copy of Tippi named Tiptron for 999 coins. The End.

Copyright Nintendo™ 2007

This is so hi-technical! -Francis

by A_single_bean June 02, 2019

Crushing

1. Using physical force to make an object smaller and more compact.
2. When you are succeeding something or have succeeded it.
3. When you're in school, and you see your crush, and you are telling yourself or someone else how much you like him/her.

1. Joey: I'm crushing my soda can lol
Matt: Um..it still has soda left in it
2. Joey: Man, our basketball team is crushing the other team!
3. Matt: *Sees crush* Oh man, I like her so much.
Joey: I know, that's like the 50th time today you've said that

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

peeing your pants

A usually somewhat embarrassing thing that could happen for a few reasons.
1. You are a young infant with no bladder control
2. You are an elderly citizen who has the same excuse and the infant.
3. You held your pee in for too long.
4. You have a fetish, and pee yourself for enjoyment ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
5. You are an actor on pornhub who's job is to piss their pants/shorts/panties/underwear for others' sexual amusement

Joey: Dood do u liek peeing your pants
Matt: Nah fam, only Pornhub stars do

by A_single_bean May 31, 2019

The Big Sad

1. An adjective to describe something beyond depressing that ended in failure/defeat.
2. A synonym for The Great Depression.

1. Joey: I heard you broke up with yo gf
Matt: Yeah...
Joey: RIP that's the big sad
2. The Great Depression, aka The Big Sad, took place from 1929 to 1939.

by A_single_bean June 02, 2019

Deep in images

When you're looking up something online, click on images, and see the first few results. At first, it isn't too bad. But sooner or later, once you scroll into the deeper in, you'll start finding some fucked up stuff, like rule 34 of what you looked up. You won't be able so unsee any of that.

Joey: BRO WHAT THE HELL, THAT'S MESSED UP
Matt: I told you, don't scroll down too far, you'll see deep in images like that

by A_single_bean June 01, 2019

Murder the children

An assassination of any given child under the age of 13.

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by A_single_bean May 18, 2019