Definitions by AYB

SNL 

The greatest show ever to spin off the worst movie actors.

Corky Romano, anyone?

SNL by AYB February 24, 2003

Samurai Jack 

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

Samurai Jack by AYB February 23, 2003

mercenary 

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

mercenary by AYB February 23, 2003

Ninja 

A mercenary or warrior who is trained in the art of ninjutsu, or a Japanese martial-arts style which involves stealth, speed, mastery of various weapons and poisons, efficient and deadly combat tactics, and the will to commit seppuku, or suicide, to defend the honor of a particular family or clan.

The ninja's movement was like the water rippling against the disemboweled corpse of the samurai who dared to challenge him.

Ninja by AYB February 23, 2003

rapper 

Used to be a formal word to describe an urban street-poet. Now it describes anyone who can make up as many cuss words within one minute or talk obscenely about drugs, violence, sex, and money while playing an infinitely-looped drum or synth sample in the background.

Puff Daddy and Eminem are not real rappers.

rapper by AYB February 23, 2003

carrot

singular for carrots.

carrot by AYB February 23, 2003

Ramen Noodles 

Instant noodles, comes in many different flavors.

A college student's staple food when he/she is too poor to buy real food.

I had to buy a month's supply of Ramen noodles because I spent most of my money paying for books and tuition. :^[

Ramen Noodles by AYB February 23, 2003