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barebone

A basic computer system, typically features the chassis (housing-case), motherboard, a stick of RAM, and a floppy disk drive.
If your budget is low, a barebone system is usually a good choice to buy, because it only costs half as much as a pre-built system if you buy the rest of the parts at a used computer store.
by AYB August 02, 2003
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aliens

An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.
Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.
by AYB October 17, 2003
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Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.
Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.
by AYB April 10, 2003
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zealot

One who is religiously devoted to an ideal, cause, object, person, or culture. Typically to an extreme.
Zealots are also found in the modern day world. For instance, there are nerds, Linux users, anime fanatics, Vegetarians, teenyboppers, Republicans, Democrats, and Amway salesmen.
by AYB April 06, 2003
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tornado alley

A flat, prairie region of the central United States that is often prone to severe storms and seasonal floods.

You would think that people would be smart enough to listen to that old Indian guy's advice and NOT FUCKING BUILD ANYTHING PERMANENT THERE, but sadly, millions of ignorant folks keep building their mansions, and their towns, and their Double-Wide trailers, just to see them get smashed into matchwood each year by tornadoes and floods.
"My home got flattened six times this decade, but that won't stop me from living in Tornado Alley", said a local resident.
by AYB August 02, 2003
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root

What a plant uses to extract water and nutrients from the soil.
Dandelions are hard to get rid of because their deep roots can break off and regenerate the plant that is pulled out.
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