AYB's definitions

Money

A medium of exchange required in a ridiculously large quantity in order to make modern life's miseries easier to work with. Typically the people who need money don't have it or will never have any, while those who don't need it are usually the ones who squander it foolishly.

Whoever said "Money isn't important" was probably a filthy rich person to begin with.

by AYB June 18, 2003

Tintin

A really cool cartoon that was made back when we didn't have all these bullshit political-correctness laws.

by AYB March 9, 2003

Total Request Live

It's not even a show. It's just one big advertizement for forgettable and overly cliched pop/rap music.

Total Request Live is the final reason why I stopped watching MTV and turned to the MP3 scene for less biased music requests.

by AYB June 19, 2003

Super Sonic

The byproduct of someone at SEGA watching one too many Dragonball Z cartoons.

Instead of Sonic building up his strength by fighting in order to become Super Sonic, he just simply steals 7 Chaos Emeralds from Knuckles.

by AYB June 29, 2003

paranoia

Believing that everyone is out to get you.

Although it is true that everyone IS out to get you, such as the government and stalkers.

by AYB April 1, 2003

fortune cookie

THe dessert served with Chinese Food.

I believe in the advice of the fortune cookie.

by AYB February 19, 2003

war on drugs

Wouldn't even survive a simple cost/benefit analysis. Besides, the LEGAL drugs (alcohol, tobacco, caffeine) are the ones that are being abused MORE than marijuana, LSD, or cocaine anyway.

The War on Drugs costs too much because we are putting otherwise innocent people in prison for even holding trace amounts of drugs which otherwise have no negative side effects if used properly. There is no significant benefit because the taxes just keep rising, the police system discriminates the poor, the prisons are always overcrowded, and drug use is STILL increasing.

by AYB October 22, 2003