tofu

A cheese-like product made from mixing soy beans with Plaster of Paris. Now used in products that try to imitate meat.
I tried a Boca burger after hearing from the vegetarians that soy tofu is healthier than meat. Ever since I bit into that soy burger, I vowed never to be tricked by those vege-bastards again! Also, I had a hard time eating anything else after that because that horrible-tasting shit-for-a-burger left a metallic taste in my mouth for hours.
by AYB March 31, 2003
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Mandrake

A distro of Linux which is similar to Redhat, except that it does not take up much disk space, and is fairly easy for helping Windows users to learn how to use Linux.
Mandrake Linux rules!
by AYB February 16, 2003
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wannabe patriotism

What Americans are good at doing.
Wannabe patriotism ends when the cameras stop rolling.
by AYB June 08, 2003
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I love the 80's

The VH1 take on the 1980s sucks dog-shit. They did the documentaries as if rock and hip-hop did not exist before 1990. Instead, VH1 only focuses on the hair, the hair, and nothing but the hair. The hair sucked alright, but that was NOT the only thing significant about the 80's. Sheesh.
I love the 80's, but not according to the opinions of the assholes who run VH1.
by AYB October 15, 2003
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humanoid

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.
There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.
by AYB April 03, 2003
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Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.
You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.
by AYB June 05, 2003
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Total Request Live

Total Rehash Live. The songs you hear on this show are the same fucking songs you hear being played EVERYWHERE!
By watching the teenybopper-rigged Total Request Live, I already know which stars will win the MTV Music Awards and the Grammy Awards.
by AYB April 06, 2003
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