AYB's definitions

poppy

An annual plant, of Eurasian origin, which produces a narcotic drug called opium (typically extracted from immature seed capsules), from which secondary drugs such as heroin and morphine are synthesized. The amount of opium extracted depends on the species/variety of poppy.

Ever wonder why poppy-seed pastries are fairly popular?

The southeast Asians and the Arabs perfected the art of opium poppy growing through thousands of years of cultivation.

by AYB July 29, 2003

insomniac

One who suffers from sleep deprivation. Can also be related to stress and depression.

Ever since his family died, Cletus became an insomniac out of fear of being snuffed in his sleep by the Mafia.

by AYB March 30, 2003

copyright

The right to copy. Mistaken by corporate fatasses as a way of preventing the sharing of material, especially material bought by someone else.

There goes the RIAA with its bullshit copyright laws. It's trying to say that I don't own all the music CDs I bought because it burned the songs onto them.

by AYB May 14, 2003

amphibious

Capable of going on land and water.

Nowadays, tanks are built to be amphibious for surprise attacks.

by AYB April 9, 2003

cliche

Something that has been overdone to the point where it is now predictable. A fad that has either died or is dying out.

I'm sure you are all familiar with Disney and their trademark cliche of making censored, gay-oriented movies in which the good guy always wins.

by AYB June 28, 2003

teenage mutant ninja turtles

Was a really cool show before those damn Power Rangers came and fucked everything up with their sissy Zords.

Turtle Power! Cowabunga!

by AYB March 22, 2003

flop

Something that fails miserably

The Final Fantasy movie was the biggest flop since Battlefield Earth.

by AYB March 13, 2003