AYB's definitions

mod

A file extension of the Protracker module music file.

I downloaded some cool techno mods off the Net today.

by AYB March 20, 2003

Las Vegas

A city that's owned by the casino companies that have their businesses there.

Nowadays, casinos in Las Vegas rig their slot machines so that you'll never win unless you play continuously for 400 years.

by AYB July 1, 2003

George W. Bush

Proof that voting in America can be rigged. Instigated the 9/11 attacks with his illogical foreign policies, and made the world hate America even more by starting an illegal oil war in Iraq. He has also succeeded in turning America from a once prosperous nation into a debt-ridden chaos.

Way to go, Dubya.

by AYB April 8, 2003

revolution

The act of attempting to new growth on a plant by chopping off all its branches.

Ever notice that a few decases after revolutions, the countries' economies go to Hell?

by AYB June 13, 2003

pie

A traditionally circular baked food, of Roman(?) origin, that is composed of two outer layers of pastry sandwiching an inner layer of the main ingredient such as fruit/vegetable chunks, condensed soup, dairy products, or meat.

An incorrect name for Pi, or a unit of measurement of a circle.

The most commonly baked type of pie in America is apple pie.

by AYB July 21, 2003

Vanilla Coke

It tastes alright, but I sure wish Coca Cola created Strawberry Coke instead.

Oh well....

by AYB May 21, 2003

tmnt

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Was a good cartoon that appeared in the late 1980s and ended in the early 1990s when some gay show called Power Rangers gained popularity with the kids. TMNT was based on the more violent and graphic comic book series. Featured four turtle ninjas and their rat sensei fighting against the minions of an evil ninja named Shredder.

Cowabunga! Turtle Power!

The first two TMNT movies were pretty cool.

by AYB March 9, 2003