AYB's definitions

bootleg

The next best way of getting what you need when the corporations decide to hog their shit.

I had to download bootlegs of every Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo game I was never able to play back when they were available.

by AYB March 8, 2003

kabobward

An ultra sensitive Neo-Liberal. Kabobward believes that everything conservative, Bush, and Republican sucks.

Tries to push crazy liberal facts down your throat, much like his mentor, Michael Moore.

Man, those retard anime fans sure are like Kabobward.

by AYB May 24, 2004

Whole Foods

Food products that are not made in America.

British food is an example of whole food.

by AYB June 5, 2003

MSG

Monosodium glutamate.

A substance added to food to trick the stomach into feeling full. Wears off after half an hour. MSG is used most often in buffet-style restaurants and Chinese food restaurants to help maximize profits by saving food resources.

I went to Grand China Buffet and got full immediately after eating only two small plates. I suddenly felt hungry again the minute I arrived home. Damn MSG.

by AYB May 21, 2003

Draft dodger

A person who refuses to go to war when he is being called.

Draft dodging is punishable by several years in jail plus heavy fines.

by AYB March 28, 2003

Wal Mart

The Microsoft of the department store industry. It's THE place to go shopping if you are the type who lives in a trailer or the ghetto.

And the trailer trash and ghetto folks from all over America all lined up in front of Wal Mart, dressed in their best clothes, ready to buy everything that's on sale there.

by AYB February 17, 2003

Street Fighter

Basically, a Capcom fighting game series with the same old plot which goes like this:
1) Ryu meets his childhood friend, Ken.
2) Ryu picks a fight with some badass villain who is plotting to take over the world. Examples; Sagat, M. Bison/Vega, Akuma, and that neon guy from Street Fighter 3.
3) (optional) Chun Li steps in with all her panty-revealing high-kick glory.
4) A bunch of other characters step in to either join Ryu, or the bad guys.
5) Ryu beats the crap out of all the said characters.
6) Ryu beats the crap out of Ken.
7) Ryu beats the crap out of the bad guys.
8) Ryu goes out to pick a fight with some other bad guy, thus starting yet another Street Fighter upgrade/sequel.

So basically, if you've played one game, you've played them all.

God, when will Crapcom start making more original fighting games instead of rehashing the Street Fighter series?

by AYB July 19, 2003