AYB's definitions

SNL

The greatest show ever to spin off the worst movie actors.

Corky Romano, anyone?

by AYB February 24, 2003

cooties

Slang term for head lice.
Also some childish urban legend that a person contracts lice from contact with females. Probably dates back to a time when people never bathed and the risk of getting a disease was high.

I remember back in the days when kids were afraid of getting "cooties" from girls, until they reached adolescence and learned about sex.

by AYB May 27, 2003

corporate fatass

A more accurate way of saying "corporate fatcat".

Microsoft, SONY, and the RIAA are corporate fatasses who never cared about their customers.

by AYB May 11, 2003

tekken

A crappy fighting game made by NAMCO, the same company which made Pacman.
A cheap knockoff of SEGA's Virtua Fighter, except that it also borrows poorly from CAPCOM's Street Fighter. Favored by button-mashers who can't play videogames because of its cheap combo system, one-hit knockouts, and lack of physics.

I played Tekken Jag Tournament on the Playstation 2.

by AYB February 24, 2003

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Samurai Jack

Another shit attempt by Americans to imitate anime.

Samurai Jack on Cartoon Network is a fucking joke.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Whole Foods

Food products that are not made in America.

British food is an example of whole food.

by AYB June 5, 2003