Definitions by AYB
cornholio
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
Street Fighter
Basically, a Capcom fighting game series with the same old plot which goes like this:
1) Ryu meets his childhood friend, Ken.
2) Ryu picks a fight with some badass villain who is plotting to take over the world. Examples; Sagat, M. Bison/Vega, Akuma, and that neon guy from Street Fighter 3.
3) (optional) Chun Li steps in with all her panty-revealing high-kick glory.
4) A bunch of other characters step in to either join Ryu, or the bad guys.
5) Ryu beats the crap out of all the said characters.
6) Ryu beats the crap out of Ken.
7) Ryu beats the crap out of the bad guys.
8) Ryu goes out to pick a fight with some other bad guy, thus starting yet another Street Fighter upgrade/sequel.
So basically, if you've played one game, you've played them all.
1) Ryu meets his childhood friend, Ken.
2) Ryu picks a fight with some badass villain who is plotting to take over the world. Examples; Sagat, M. Bison/Vega, Akuma, and that neon guy from Street Fighter 3.
3) (optional) Chun Li steps in with all her panty-revealing high-kick glory.
4) A bunch of other characters step in to either join Ryu, or the bad guys.
5) Ryu beats the crap out of all the said characters.
6) Ryu beats the crap out of Ken.
7) Ryu beats the crap out of the bad guys.
8) Ryu goes out to pick a fight with some other bad guy, thus starting yet another Street Fighter upgrade/sequel.
So basically, if you've played one game, you've played them all.
God, when will Crapcom start making more original fighting games instead of rehashing the Street Fighter series?
Street Fighter by AYB July 19, 2003
global cooling
The last time that occured was in the 1600s.
Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.
global cooling by AYB July 19, 2003
Operation Iraqi Liberation
A brilliant post-9/11 strategic maneuver created by George W. Bush to liberate the oil from the ground while shooting at innocent Iraqi civilians and replacing Saddam with yet another puppet dictator.
Thanks to Operation Iraqi liberation, millions of Americans can happily fill up their gas-guzzling SUVs.
Hooray for Bush!
Hooray for Bush!
Operation Iraqi Liberation by AYB July 19, 2003
protest
A temporary gathering of people designed to speak out against a cause or political event. Rarely works because the politicians who are being protested against usually send the riot police to "calm down" the protesters.
Nowadays, protests are held for the stupidest of reasons, such as censoring a cartoon that is beng shown on some television show, or preventing a grocery store from being built on an old parking lot, or animal rights.