AShley's definitions

Daria

Whoever said that Daria was very gurlie/preppy and a bitch (IF u were referring to the same daria), You are SO wrong. Daria is VERY nice and an AWESOME friend to be with and talk with. Your just jealous because she's pretty and has lots of friends..unlike you STACEY and ???

Daria's awesome.

by Ashley January 11, 2004

shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.

to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship

by ashley May 13, 2005

cowtipping

to tip over a cow while it is sleeping and then run away before it wakes up

Joe got arrested for cowtipping on Farmer Dan's farm.

by Ashley December 21, 2003

we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.

A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey

by Ashley December 23, 2003

kapoochi

Female repoductive organ vagina coochiepussy

I'm feening for some kapoochi.
HEr kapoochi is good as fuck

by Ashley May 13, 2005

perturb

to annoy greatly, often after the person or animal become very perturbed, it may lash out and attack.

Bootsy becomes very perturbed when you poke him stomach.

by Ashley July 31, 2003

sucks at life

Someone or something that is a terrible waste of life/space/time, and is all-around shitty.

"that guy sucks at life"

by Ashley December 1, 2003