AShley's definitions

Tinkleberries

Droplets of pee that gets suck in ones pussy hair or in an animals fur.

That tinkleberrie is making my undies wet!

by Ashley January 25, 2005

Frosty

my long lost friend. Frosty is the best car in the world. I love him with all my heart. I can't believe I traded him so quickly. He was a good man. I will always miss my Frosty.

Me: I want to go somewhere.
Frosty: I will take you where ever you would like to go!
Me: Thank you Frosty!
Frosty: Of course, I am always here for you!

by Ashley November 8, 2004

Doylestown

doylestown, falsely advertised as the ideal place where your kids can grow up, yeah, if they want to learn the art of strip poker, beer pong, and who can pack the bowl the fastest. fake i.d.'s?? doylestownies prefer snooping around in our parents licker cabinet while they're sleeping upstairs. walking up and down the same street only to stop at Nat's, planet smoothie, or starbucks for a few hours is a hell of a good time and in doylestown, you're not cool until you roll down that window and call the random kid standing on the corner a fag. yes it's doylestown, yes they're rich and most likely drunk, and yes they are extremely bored (so call up that random kid in your 2nd period class and hook up behind a shady building while your friends stumble around looking for another beer.)

"wanna get drunk and make out?"
"...sure"

by ashley March 3, 2005

gay friend

guy who likes a girl but girl is only interested in being friends

she told you about someone else she slammed? you got shikked

by Ashley August 16, 2004

daddy dick

some 1 who has some good dick dat knows how to use it and satisfy a women needs

my baby joel gots da daddy dick

by Ashley November 24, 2004

Duval

the crunkest county in Florida. Known as Jacksonville, Florida.

DUUUUVAAAAL! I'm from that DUUUUVAAAAL!

by Ashley December 17, 2004

christmas

A bad excuse for your family to get together, get drunk and fight. Also a time of year when people spend horrible sums of money on useless crap that will be thrown into the corner until next christmas when it is given to someone else and the cycle begins again!

I'm really looking forward to christmas!

by Ashley December 19, 2003