ASSMASTER's definitions

pubicle

it's the white thing at the end of a pubic hair

by assmaster August 21, 2003

borkage

An instance of damage or malfunction, usually relating to computer hardware.

Downloading pirated software from Kazaa and getting a load of viruses will cause much borkage.

by assmaster September 1, 2003

triple double

When a female of questionable virtue has sexual intercourse, simultaneously, in every orifice with three strapping young men, and has another three chaps waiting in the wings.

me and my homies were giving it to this dirty skank in every hole and she had another posse lined up for round two.

by assmaster May 23, 2004

flesh wallet

shaved vagina.

damn, in really need to make a big deposit in that chicks flesh wallet

by assmaster May 23, 2004

slutcakes

A very attractive ho.

Man, I am real conflicted about taking a slice of those slutcakes she has.

by ASSMASTER May 23, 2004

helen hunt cunt

more vile than a regular cunt

she is worse than that, she is a Helen Hunt Cunt.

by assmaster June 11, 2006

assbanned

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.

last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.

by assmaster May 23, 2004