Full Release

Slang term used in corrupt massage parlors (Whack Palaces) to indicate that you wish to be given a handjob.
"Yeah, uhm, do you offer a full release massage?"
by Asshole October 06, 2003
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constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!
why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.
by asshole January 21, 2004
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kiwikid

The dude that kicked my ass in every xbox live game.
FUCK! kiwikid won again.
by asshole July 20, 2004
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Caravan

1) A small, reliable airplane manufactured by Cessna capable of takeoff and landing in very small areas. High load capacity. Popular with FedEx pilots and drug dealers. Can be equipped for both freight or luxury.

2) A large, unreliable minivan manufactured by Dodge capable of infecting every driveway in a white suburban neighborhood. High load capacity. Popular with soccermoms and drug dealers. Equipped for both freight and luxury.
1) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."

2) "My Caravan has fifty cupholders."
by Asshole October 06, 2003
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wet nap

when your girl is sleeping next to you and you jack off and cum on her and she never knows
i was really horny the other night but my girl wouldnt wake up, so i gave her a wet nap
by asshole February 27, 2004
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walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!
by asshole January 21, 2004
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