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walking strand of chlamydia

this broad i was seeing last semester but now i don't cuz she's a fuckin whore and i just imagine that she's a giant walking strand of the claps and i don't wanna be around her
fuckin whore needs to quit diving between everyone's legs she meets fuckin...fuck!
by asshole January 21, 2004
mugGet the walking strand of chlamydiamug.

constantinople

now Istanbul, not constantinople. why did constantinople get the works? that's nobody's business but the Turks!
why they changed it
i can't say
people just liked it better that way!

we love they might be giants.
by asshole January 21, 2004
mugGet the constantinoplemug.

kwicherbichin

you... kwicherbichin!
by asshole January 21, 2004
mugGet the kwicherbichinmug.

gorikoza

SHITTY BAND FROM LONG ISLAND they have horrible lead vocals and shitty riffs
Person 1:Hey man, lets go see that band gorikoza!
Person 2: Jesus Christ Monkey Balls, they suck!
by ASSHOLE July 24, 2004
mugGet the gorikozamug.

blarney stone

by asshole January 21, 2004
mugGet the blarney stonemug.

political correctness

what liberal bastards use to hide there prejudice
the word african american is politically correct and bullshit because not even africans call themselves africans and because they ar'nt from africa themselves and because there are infact white africans in the future just say black
by asshole February 2, 2004
mugGet the political correctnessmug.

the snap

n. Inserting one's middle finger into a woman's anal cavity and one's thumb into the same woman's vaginal cavity, then pressing them together against the walls of the corresponding oriface and snapping one's fingers. This act is usually very painful to the woman. Derivation of The Shocker.
Last night, this bitch asked me to give her the snap. My middle finger still smells like shit, dude.
by asshole March 17, 2005
mugGet the the snapmug.

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