ASHLEY's definitions

penthouse

The best damned porn magazine on the shelves!!

I am so addicted to Penthouse's forums.

by Ashley February 28, 2003

Mardi Gras

Parades, drinking, cheap beads, lots of titties, and some pot smoking.

Usually around February or March to kick off lent for all the Catholics.

Also Fat Tuesday.

Dude, i'm going to Mardi Gras to get fuck up!!

by Ashley February 28, 2003

Milt

The same thing as cum or semen. Comes out a man/woman's hole. The Joy juice!!

Got Milt?
We do.

by Ashley February 28, 2003

bitch skank hoe

A fucking slut who is only out to get some

Ashley is a bitch skank hoe

by Ashley February 15, 2003

YuCON

the bitch or hoe with way too much ass

damn, that YuCON just ate 7 pounds of fried chicken.

by Ashley February 14, 2003

ida

A person who likes to suck the pen0r.

Damn, she an Ida. He ugly as fuck too.

by ashley January 26, 2003

spastard

who those annoying people who are both spastics and bastards.

by Ashley November 12, 2002