ASHLEY's definitions

nig nose

someone who is not black but has a flat and wide nose, like the stereotype of a typical black person.

Jake: Shut up, you're a jew, you're supposed to have a big nose with a bump on it, but noo, you have a nig nose. you let us jews down!

by ashley October 21, 2005

bees

1. The plural term used to define fuzzy yellow and black striped bugs that fly around eating out flowers and stinging things. The bi-product is good though....mmmnhmm....honey...
more importantly: 2. Drugs...mmmnhmm...drugs...

1. There are many different species of bees; bumble, wasp, hornet, etc.

2. mmmnhmm...drugs......

by Ashley September 13, 2005

shmuggle

1. A small furry creature that is drawn as different action figures
2. variation of the word "muggle" used in Harry Potter.

1. "did you see the new E.T shmuggle?"
"no, but I saw the president bush limited edition one!"
"ohh! kickass! I think I'll buy that one on my way home"

by ashley May 14, 2005

Fav

-The abbreviation of favourite. a pretty jappy slang though

omg! that is like sooo totally my FAV book liek!!! oh wayt...I cant like, read....TOTALLY!!

by ashley May 14, 2005

lurvely

Describe something adorded and most likely lovely or beautiful.

Orange is such a lurvely color!! *gasps*

by AshleY May 13, 2005

shoodlehoff

the useage of a left glove in a competetive situation.

to wear a glove on your left hand in the final of the world darts championship

by ashley May 13, 2005

alegwileous

the use of an empty beer can for anal sex with a old smelly pedo.

when u get fucked up the arse with a beer can in a council flat by billy the 60 year old pedofile.

by ashley May 13, 2005