ASHLEY's definitions

SPED

Noun, 1.derrived from Special ed
to mean someone who is ditzy or idiotic

can be used in multiple was and also as an adjective

1. Jessica Simpson is such a sped
2. The car door is broken, its sped
3. Don't be spedly, you know the answer

by Ashley March 15, 2004

swass

sweaty ass

man i have swass from sitting to long

by Ashley September 21, 2003

butter

1) Some sort of food or whatever that you can put on bread, mashed potatoes, etc.
2)Male Sperm.

1) "Do you want butter on your roll?"
2) "Do you want me to butter your muffin?"

by Ashley April 13, 2005

Red Sox

The chronic disappointment in baseball.

BOSTON STILL SUCKS! 1 series victory doesn't make up for 86 years of OWNAGE.

by Ashley December 17, 2004

sponging poons

Bodyboarders who can not get a female mate. They find their pleasure in spooning other male spongers. They also like to take pictures of themselves and say they just landed a trick, but saying the camera was too slow to get it, hence, the added word poon

Dustin and Brandon are sponging poons, after an exhausting day of kicking their fins and bitching about girls beating them, they go home to undress and spoon in the bed, often watching Queer Eye For The Straight Guy.

by Ashley June 5, 2004

bunk

1. used to describe a repulsive, disgusting, annoying girl
2. as an exclamation of disappointment or disgust, sounds even better when joined with hella

-Dude! That's one bunk-ass bitch!!
-I can't believe she did that! Thats hella bunk!

by ashley February 14, 2005

towson

Towson. The pinnacle for lacrosse and all things prep. a spring day in towson is like being lost in a sea of pink, lime green, and plaid. towson is 2nd to none in the amount of private day schools in a single area. its the kind of place where it doesnt matter who throws a party, but where that person goes to high school. towson is the origin of the "field party", although you will have to go to a surrounding area to actually see a field party. The center of attention in towson is Bateman's on a monday night, and outside towson commons on a friday night, for all teenagers in their plaid shorts and popped collars. Towson is the "prep" capital of the world. Where every girl is loaded off her daddy's money, and decked out in only South Moon Under attire and Polo; nothing less will suffice. Following graduation Ocean City, Maryland becomes the new "towson" for the single most eventful, party filled, drunken, chaotic week of your life: SENIOR WEEK. Where ever you are now, and however old you are, if you ever lived here, you will forever be, a towson kid.

The Official Preppy Handbook is practically BASED on Towson.

by ashley April 4, 2005