shrimper

When it has just rained and you walk with tenis shoes and rolled up jeans through a wet soggy field. You have to roll your jeans up to keep from getting them wet.
Hey, she's dressed like a shrimper!
by Ashley January 02, 2005
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we need to talk

The begining to the portal of oblivion in which the male will be forced into a comma like state due to prior knowledge of the "talk" portal. Commonly the male is subject to female complaining, bitching, whining, sometimes tears. If this happens the male tends to become either aggressive or resembles a deer in headlights. There is no real end to this portal and the male never quite know's the length in which he will be in it, but while inside he knows it's sheer hell. This is commonly the opening line to a demise of a relationship.
A. I've been thinking, and we need to talk...
B. (mind): Aw SHIT! (words): Okay honey
by Ashley December 23, 2003
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afraim

Stupid member of the BHS Computer club. With the brain of a goldfish, Afraim tries to act like he is the best around him, even though it is clear that there are better people. Someday, he will realize that the world does not revolve around him and will grow up.
by Ashley April 04, 2005
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shnoogins

something really cool;
something your cool with;
similar to "okey"
when someone asks you to do something and your okey with doing it;
by Ashley April 06, 2005
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o-rings

the little round rubber black stoppers for ear plugs and spikes.
damn it, I lost my O-ring and now my plug won't stay in!
by ashley February 01, 2004
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Pooty Tang.

When a one eyed purple people eater gets the big jackpot.
John has THE pooty tang.
by ashley May 22, 2004
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bald

Her pussy is bald and smooth.
by Ashley January 06, 2004
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