by Anonymous June 19, 2003
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When you use certain shampoo's as a lubricant for sexual pleasure, it tends to have affect on your dick afterwards, where it turns red, and skin peels off and it hurts. It isnt like that perminantly, just for a week. goto jackinworld.com for masturbation tips.
I used this certain smooth shampoo to simulate a girls pussy while jacking off, and it gave a fucking after effect!
by anonymous January 01, 2005
by anonymous May 19, 2004
The act of doing a handstand on a keg while guzzling down a mass amount of said keg's contents through its hose-like dispenser. There is a common myth that by being positioned upside-down during the consumption of beer, the alcohol will reach the brain more quickly (this is anatomically possible given that the beer must reach the stomach first). The person performing such an act is typically physically supported by many intoxicated friends.
I just did a keg stand and now I'm horribly drunk.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
I tried to hold my hands in place during the keg stand, but I got some beer up my nose, so my hands slipped and I very nearly injured myself.
by Anonymous February 14, 2004
I really don't see why that woman doesn't get off welfare, hire a Nanny, and get a job. I mean McDonalds is always hiring.
Shut-up you twit!
Shut-up you twit!
by anonymous July 11, 2004