jewels

a man's balls

"The bigger the penis, the bigger the jewels."

by Anonymous November 04, 2003

Butt-Ass

Minnesota-cold; too cold to even think about being outdoors; automobiles are incapable of starting when it's butt-ass cold outside

Man, I just shoveled the driveway, and it's butt-ass cold out there today!

by Anonymous August 22, 2003

straight acting

A gay or lesbian who has to pretend to be straight in order to avoid persecution.

Hey, is Francisco out of the closet?

No, he's straight acting.

by anonymous December 20, 2004

moose knuckles

a very large camel toe as seen on tara

Tara is a fat bitchhas mooseknuckles

by anonymous March 18, 2005

springer

v. to be so trashy and raucous, that the incident would appear on the Jerry Springer TV Show

My sister is a drug addict who can't keep her kids. She's so Springer!

by anonymous May 13, 2005

having a tug of war with cyclops

masturbation, wanking, having one off the wrist

Tony was having a tug of war with cyclops.

by Anonymous January 07, 2004

venetian snares

1. Frankly incredible mash up of noise, jungle, shouting, breaks, unidentified breaking objects and Stevie Wonder on ketamine driving at 400mph down the M1 projectile vomiting to the sound of his own music played at 10 times the normal speed. Venetian Snares has managed to capture the essence of some of the world's most violent massacres and translate them into a whole funk collector's collection worth of number one break core hits! Absolutely imperative listening.

2. Simply put, the greatest electronic music artist ever, comparable to
Jesus Christ in skill, although in unrelated fields of work.

3. a.k.a. Aaron Funk

Venetian Snares!?! I'd be gay for that dude.

by anonymous May 04, 2004