Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023
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Deuter Romney

Deuter Romney is a cross-up between the teachings, words and actions of Mitt Romney versus the book of Deuteronomy.
"Mitt Shalt Not Wipe Deuter Romney Either Onomy or Off of Me. Or On Anything Else That's Helpless!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 20, 2023
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Christ Cakes

Not unlike Deuteronomy, cow patties or cow cakes, Christ Cakes are whatever they are.
"What is your opinion on walking with the lord through cow patties & stuff? Cow cakes? Christ cakes? Whatever? The answer is to be found in Deuteronomy."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 04, 2023
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Iowa Lizard Lots

A lot for a lot of lot lizards in the places like Iowa Lot. A place that you're afraid of going back to because you don't have enough money and you're already in debt to more than one lot lizard.
Quincy: "Leave a note for the lot lizards of the place, Iowa Lot, that someone wrote "Iowa Lizard Lots" in the places like Iowa Lot!"

Cornelius: "Was it Idaho Yudaho?"

Quincy: "No. More like a Heedaho Sheedaho!"

Cornelius: "Oh. It must be one of them damn Oklahomasexuals again!"

Quincy: "Yep!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 11, 2023
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BB Doll

A short phrase for "Baby Doll" as a title and a pet name for your lover. Being the first time that the phrase "BB Doll" was ever defined on Urban Dictionary, the very first BB Doll out there was probably named Brenda and she used to run a music paper from Cleveland, Ohio, called U.S. Rocker, but now anybody can be somebody's BB Doll. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you be my BB?
"I sure do miss my BB Doll!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 10, 2023
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Idaho Yudaho

Idawhores: Whores from Idaho and whores who happen to go by the name of Ida. The word comes from the word Idaho. When you admit that you's a hoe who knows a lot of hoes, you take the conversation to Idaho. It's ghetto slang for a place that ultimately translates to "I'm the whore". The word Yudaho translates into "You're the whore". I know both Hedaho and Shedaho. He's the whore and she's the whore, if you need any background information on them.
"Nice to meet you. I'm the Oklahomasexual. I know Idaho Yudaho better than anyone else does. I know Heedaho. I know Sheedaho. I know all of them Idawhores and I know what they do! One of them works at a place, Iowa Lot!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 13, 2023
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