ANONymous's definitions

turnt-turns

Another word for breast, tiddies, or boobs.

"Here comes your mom! Hurry up, and cover your turnt-turns up!"

by Anonymous May 15, 2004

See you auntie

Much like "See you next tuesday", See you auntie is basically a funny way to spell out "C-U-N-T" without some incredibly unobservant people noticing.

Kid (to mom)- See you auntie
Mom (to kid)- What the hell did you just say?
Kid (to self)- What a dumb whore.

by anonymous June 17, 2004

UCD

acronym: University of California, Davis (also known as the University of Cow Dung); located in Northern California, UCD is a safety school for those who did not get into UC Berkeley, UCLA, or Stanford

"Dude, why in the hell do you go to UCD? You know that UCD stands for the University of Cow Dung?"

"Because my sorry ass got rejected by Cal and UCLA!"

by Anonymous March 26, 2005

Marylin Monroe

1) A sweet country girl who had to have been a good actress to look that vapid.
2) A product of the 50s designed by hollywood to make white men work really hard to help the economy.
3) a woman who was the prototype american boat whore.

Marylin Monroe had sex with Little Richard.

by anonymous March 5, 2005

jealousy

one that thinks jealous thoughts.

I'm jealous of myself.

by anonymous March 24, 2005

woc

Term for cow's milk invented in the '60s in an Illinois middle school as an experiment in linguistic divergence.

I like woc and cookies.
Did you hear about happened to Ken? Somebody told a joke and he shot woc out his nose!

by Anonymous October 14, 2004

The Man Show

a show for men where Sexy ladies i wanna fuck is in (i hope)

by Anonymous July 10, 2003