ANONYMOUS's definitions

covered wagon

The art of farting after sex and holding your partner under the covers to enjoy. The golden dutch oven requires one to hold the vicim under the covers until screaming and kicking stops. See also Dutch Oven.

You should have see the look on my girlfriend's face when she came up for air after a really smelly dutch oven.

by Anonymous February 19, 2004

Khieri

A digital artist and musician of no particular reputation or reknown. Her sole claim to fame is that she's had the same user name for the past 10 years. That user name is fairly unique, and very few, if any, other people use it.

"Hey, have you ever heard of Khieri? I hear she's an OK artist."

"No, I've never heard of her"

by Anonymous February 11, 2005

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.

wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...

by anonymous February 26, 2003

fail at life

similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.

1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!

by anonymous March 20, 2005

Chatham High School

Rich. Drunk. Snobby. Spoiled. About 90% of the student population doesn't remember what they did last friday night. these "chathamites" are so dramatic. sooo many slutty girls... and even more slutty guys. they wear birkenstocks, the north face, polo, anything expensive. alcohol and drugs are consumed like water and oxygen. there is a very small percentage of students here of a different race/ethnicity... almost everyone is the same. so much sex goes on at this school-- even the marching band gets it on. although most people here are complete fuck ups, the school is still respected in sports and grades.

she completely failed her SAT's and was high in all her classes, but got into UVA anyway because her dad paid off the admission board.

by anonymous December 19, 2004

sir stovetop

founder of Chester County, Pennisylvania. The first log cabins ever built in Chester County, were squeezed out the ass of Sir Stovetop. He shit out each and every individual log to form these cabins.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

mazzanet

A total fucktard who just can't take a hint to get lost. A guy who has no life, and not even people on the net like him, so he has no chance in the real world.

I think I might do a mazzanet today and not have a life.

by Anonymous August 31, 2003