ANONYMOUS's definitions

Millburn

Called the "ghetto" of Short Hills, but it's not at all. Very wealthy town, filled with just as many snobs, and japs as Short Hills.

Yo I live in Millburn wuddup.

by anonymous May 13, 2005

masturbating

Giving yourself a damned good seing to.I started when I was twelve and when I was about to cum, it hurt like hell as the semen shoots up from the testes for the first time.

Take off all your clothes, stand in front of the mirror and wank yourself dry.

by anonymous February 16, 2004

bradders

Doing a "bradders" is losing your rag over something trivial. regularly.

Lee did a bradders and threw his dummy out of the pram after losing a game of pool. again.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

petwar

Petwar sp00ges in his Wheatabix, but only when his mom is around.

"Petwar just sp00ged in his Wheatabix again."

by Anonymous August 23, 2003

Sexican

a sexican is a sexy as hell mexican.

Kevin is one hot sexican

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

gentrophilia

Symptoms:


Watching "granny-porn".

Being nice to old people.

Helping an old lady across the street. (there's always a hidden motive)

Having sex with old people.


Special Notes:

It is still considered gentrophilia when an old person has sex with another old person.

by Anonymous June 16, 2003

scaramanga

Northern slang used to describe a man with an impotence problem - derrogatory.

Check that poor scaramanga out

by Anonymous March 28, 2003