Definitions by ANONYMOUS

Hot Ham and Cheese

When a man has sex with a woman with a yeast infection.

We hot ham and cheesed last night

Hot Ham and Cheese by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Hot Ham and Cheese

Intercourse while the female has a yeast infection. Also known as "5th Base"

Even though the smell is aweful, there is nothing more rewarding than a Hot Ham and Cheese

Hot Ham and Cheese by Anonymous January 20, 2003

phucktarded 

Something so extremely undescribable that there are no other words.

Ny best friend is seriously phucktarded.

People that think men with long hair are hot are seriously phucktarded.

That man who lives in a box on Grand Street that eats his own scabs and rapes squirrels and your mom; is extremely phucktarded.

All of the above examples are extremely phucktarded

phucktarded by Anonymous January 20, 2003

The Old Switch-er-oo

Japonese torture technique known as "Ranlofan". The testicles are removed from a criminals scrotum, and the eyes are removed from his head. The testicles are then placed in the eye sockets, and the eyes are sewn into his scrotum-- all while he is awake.

"In punishment for molesting midgets, I condemn you to the old switch-er-oo!"
"NO! ANYTHING BUT THAT! PLEASE!"

The Old Switch-er-oo by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Diddle

The touching of parts in the genital region, often causing some sort of stimulation.

Uncle Nick touched nephew George on his genitalia, with intentions of stimulation.

Diddle by Anonymous January 20, 2003

NPC 

NPC (Non Player Character)
Usually used to refer to characters in an MMORPG that are computer controlled

Wow that NPC is selling cheap swords!

NPC by Anonymous January 20, 2003

Peen 

Term for "penis."

Derived from "penile."

"Suck a peen. :|"

Peen by Anonymous January 20, 2003