ANDY's definitions

A.G.B.S.C.

Anti-Gravity Ball Sack Capacitor. IE: The feeling you get when something made you extremely happy, similar to when you are on a rollercoaster ride and your balls float up and feel neat.

My team just won the Stanley Cup, and my AGBSC was activated.

by Andy November 30, 2004

liberals

1. A political ideology responsible for virtually all social progress in history; see creation of democracy.

"Damn those dirty liberals with their common sense... I want my $30 tax cut!"

by Andy November 30, 2004

nuclear war

See: Bush reelection

North Korea, Iran, Syria

by Andy November 30, 2004

crap

1. The only word in the English language with a silent 'C' at the beginning. (Alternate spelling: rap)

I can't believe you're listening to this crap.

by Andy November 30, 2004

war

1. Peace. (sources: Orwell and Bush)

"War is peace."
-George Orwell, "1984"

"...when we're talking about war, we're really talking about peace."
-George W. Bush

by Andy November 30, 2004

Liberal media

1. A lie created by conservative pundits used to describe four of the five major news networks and several newspapers. Consists primarily of a slight majority of left-leaning moderate reporters who are so terrified of being called biased, they deliberately slant their coverage far to the right. Known for ignoring important stories that could have a dramatic impact on American politics, including 2000 election fraud, prewar intelligence that refuted all of Bush's claims about Iraq, and 2004 election fraud.
2. (conservative slang) Any news source that is not blatant about its conservative slant; any news source without the motto 'fair and balanced.'

Damn that liberal media... they keep ignoring all the good things that have happened in Iraq, like those 50 people we saved from the rape rooms by killing 100,000 civilians.

by Andy November 30, 2004

the Walrus

This is an agressive sexual technique in which, after ejaculating in a girl's mouth, one karate chops her in the throat so that the ejaculatory fluids seep from the nose in a white stream, simulating the tusks of a walrus. The cough/gag-like sound that she will make also closely resembles the bark of the walrus.

Our relationship ended when I gave her "the Walrus".

by andy December 2, 2004