Ass Potatoes

Poop comprised of well-formed pieces, usually 1-3 in number, that are excreted quickly and with very little effort, and which generally require very little toilet paper usage afterwards. Ass Potatoes are similar in texture to Ass Nuggets, which are usually smaller and greater in number, and the antithesis of Ass Bread.

I just took a dump, and since I'm in a hurry, I was pleased when it turned out to be two quick ass potatoes instead of a bunch of ass bread.

by Andrew June 18, 2006

hoe

a garden tool used for picking weeds.

ive got a dirty old hoe in my garden

by andrew July 20, 2008

warwicka

all things beautiful

this is soo warwicka!

by Andrew November 07, 2003

willacy

A word of advant morallity used in the language vealigo as a meaning of extream sexual excitement

Willacy is inside of me and ready to implode in you

'Book of Vealigo phases cptr 1'

by Andrew March 07, 2005

dippity doo da dip

1.n:one who is mentally deficient 2.n:type of sexual foreplay when someone sticks their finger in your ass and then eats it like dip

1. andrew is hella-stupid.he just tripped over himself.what a dippity doo da dip!2.damn,i gave her a dippity do da dip and she loved that shit

by andrew August 19, 2003

mad dog

To stare fixedly at someone in a hostile manner. Generally used to convey anger or disdain, can be a signal that a fight is about to happen.

That guy was mad dogging me after I got his girl friend's number.

by andrew April 25, 2004

Boulding

A Bald man with an eye problem.

Man that dudes a boulding

by Andrew October 09, 2003