schman

"whoa nigga, did you see that fat-ass schman bitch with the facial hair?!"
by andrew December 12, 2003
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cereal gang

the cereal gang turned up dead in a dumpster
by andrew May 24, 2003
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maricón

Sissy-boy... An emasculated man. Not nessessarily gay.
¿Porqué estás jugando con muñeca? ¡Eres maricón!
by Andrew March 16, 2005
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Cheese Dip

Cheese dip is the thing you think of right after you are wanking and you think of your mother. The thought that comes into my mind when that happens is 'cheese dip'. it is quitee strange but it gets me off even when i smell carrot and no cheese what so ever. Which is odd in my life as i own many cheese factories, like charlie and the chocolate factory but its more like andrew and the cheese factory. except i am much cooler and own as i said before many cheese factories. thats what cheese dip means to peoples odd legs that are often shorter that their fingers and buim pubes.
"ohh yeah thats the shit yeah uhh cheese dip uhh*SPLAT*uhh yea, good fuckin cheese dip"
by Andrew May 20, 2004
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Cronstitorium

a place, usually a building which houses cronstitors. A crosnstitor is anything except people named steven. Not stephen but steven.
Steven! get the fuck up out my cronstitorium!

That cronstitor is awesome!!
by Andrew January 05, 2004
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douchein

one who is douchely in nature

also can mean the philosophy of being a douche, derivative of heidegger's "Dasein"

can be used as a monnicker and/or insult
Matt: what up douchein
Andrew: notin much bruheim
by Andrew December 24, 2003
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Iran

A country in the Middle East. One of the few NON Arabic countries in the Middle East. They are actually Persian, not Arab, so don't get confused. 1950-1960 Good times in Iran where the mood was western like here. After the revolution, it turned into a chaotic land. Hopefully it will be restored to what it used to be, someday.
Iran is a country of beuty, spoiled by its government.
by Andrew August 16, 2003
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