ALEX's definitions

bonky

A black person that acts like a white (black plus honky)

My friend Jeff is a nice guy, he's a bonky.

by Alex April 8, 2003

wigger please

What you say to a white wanksta after he tries to act black

Wigger: Look at all my nizzle shizzle, whizzo!
Proper Caucasian: Wigger, please!

by Alex April 8, 2003

Iraqi Information Minister

to deny something bad's happening to you when it's obvious it is

Liar: Nope, no gay strippers here!
Policeman: Don't try to pull an Iraqi Information Minister on me, ya homo, it just smells like wang around here, damn!

by Alex April 9, 2003

Vinuelas

little boy... stupid... skinny... no muscles... but he's all right

by alex April 9, 2003

snot nugget

Booger or bratty kid.

She had a snot nugget hanging from her nose.

That kid was such a little snot nugget.

by Alex April 14, 2003

bass

4+ stringed instrument that, should there be no Entwistle or Claypool for the current generation, will forever be associated with boring types who just wanna be in a band and down low in the mix

Ya know, all bassists weren't nerds in a high school jazz band. Long Live The Rickenbacker!

by Alex April 16, 2003

Imus

cantankerous radio host; points out phonies, jerks, morons, etc. etc.

Ever wonder why Imus's show is simulcast on MSNBC? Because his movement's next to nil, it doesn't rush people up! (not a shot at Imus, actually he's pretty funny)

by Alex April 16, 2003