ALEX's definitions

Doodler

Drew Phillips. One who doodles repeatedly.

I doodled again! *cries*

by Alex June 8, 2003

Jaco Pastorius

Best bassist ever. Died 1987 in from a beating from a bouncer in a Florida bar after wanting to get on stage because the bassist in the band that was playing sucked. Was in the band Weather Report. Produced several albums, like Black market, this is this, sportin life, domino theory,procession, weather report, night passage, 8:30,mr.gone, heavy weather.

Jaco Pastorius did a gig last night, they are so talented

Jaco Pastorius is the one of the best bassists ever.

by alex June 24, 2003

gettin' greasy

to have sex

my brother and his girlfriend were gettin' greasy upstairss

by alex April 10, 2004

pig benis

"secret" code for big penis to confuse people. See also pall smenis

me:hey wrigley i have a pig benis
wrigley:Wha?
me:shut up dick i have a pigger benis than thou

by alex October 25, 2004

tolerance

Something the liberals strive for as long as it's not for conservatives, especially white male Christian conservatives. One of the big double standards for the left.

These liberals try to preach tolerance for everything, but when a conservative complains about any liberal's beliefs, they go hostile on him! In a word, hypocrisy.

by Alex September 4, 2003

slipjig

A term often used by construction workers that refers to African Americans. An abreviation for "Slippery Jigaboo"

"That damn slipjig needs to get off his ass and go to work"

by alex December 5, 2004

dooshbag

The American for piss-sack

With this Douchbag i can 'go' without actually going.

by Alex August 13, 2003