ALEX's definitions

Jiff

To give a hand job to

She gave him a jiff every morning before work

by Alex August 21, 2003

golf

A sport for fatasses and nerds.

That fatass is golfing with that nerd.

by Alex May 26, 2004

bitchy

a person who is being a brat and is going off on people like you solook out for those bastereds

Jamie my girlfriend was being bichy that her old boyfriend was more considerate.

by Alex July 22, 2003

do her proper

to fully satisfy the grl and have good sex with her

alex: damn glenn look at christina
glenn: heh yeah ill do her proper

by alex December 2, 2003

Ballinmore

Basketball courts in Baltimore aka B-More Maryland

Ayo these clowns aint shit ima head ova to ballinmore and play some real mothafuckers you commin?

by Alex November 18, 2003

Stawberry Milkshake

After giving a girl (or guy) a nice big facial, the reciever punches the giver in the nose. The mix of semen and blood looks like a strawberry milkshake.

After she bit my cock several times, I gave her a facial, followed by a swift blow to the nose, also known as a strawberry milkshake.

by Alex February 11, 2004

baummie

This started back in the 1700's when a british hooker named andrea baum was asked what her special sex move was, and she said the baummie. From then on oral sex was called baummie in England

She gives the best baummie ever.

by Alex January 23, 2005