Definitions by AKACroatalin

Frory

Basically it means very cold. The sort of cold that puts a heavy frost on the ground and makes your hands go numb. The word is possibly a combination of “frosty” and “hoary”; hoary being the greyish-white appearance frost gives to the countryside.

I’m glad I’m stayin’ in today, it’s proper frory.

Frory by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

Flocoon 

Very old colloquialism for a single snowflake. See also flother.

White Christmas? I’ve not seen so much as a flocoon.

Flocoon by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

Cock Happy 

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.

Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.

Cock Happy by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

Dormitive 

It’s an adjective and it means having the effect of inducing sleep and can be applied to a number of different things, certain lessons, lectures, speakers, conversations, subjects, books, you get the idea. Anything that can cause you to fall asleep is dormitive, some things are so dormitive that you start losing the will to live, yes I know, we’ve all been there.

Malcolm started telling me about his weekend, so dormitive Jenny had to wake me.

Dormitive by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

Firkytoodling 

Yes, I didn’t believe it either, but it’s English slang from Victorian times and it means anything from snogging through making out to getting it on.

All set for a bit of firkytoodling?

Firkytoodling by AKACroatalin December 28, 2016

Clinkabell

Slang from the South-West of England meaning an icicle.

There’s a thaw comin’ the clinkabells have started drippin’.

Clinkabell by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016

Crumping 

Walking over freshly fallen snow; so called because of the ‘crump’ noise that your footsteps make as you walk. Note: This is totally different to Trumping which is stamping over everything while talking loudly of things you know nothing about.

The clouds have cleared away, let’s go crumping.

Crumping by AKACroatalin December 27, 2016