Definitions by AJ Barrow

bender 

1. The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.

2. A homosexual male (British slang). Someone who is bent, that is, not straight.

3. The alcoholic, chain-smoking, kleptomaniac robot on Futurama.

1. What? Monday off?! I'll be on a three-day bender.

2. In the '70s, no one knew Elton was a bender.

3. "Bite my shiny metal ass!"

bender by AJ Barrow July 15, 2008

Barker 

n. southern UK term for a whore, slag, slut, or woman of loose moral persuasion

Paris Hilton is a right barker

Barker by AJ Barrow September 20, 2005

wazoo 

n. anus

"up the wazoo" - literal meaning, up one's trapdoor. can also mean an excess, or plentiful supply of

"That guy can't be our store's Santa! He's got child molestation convictions up the wazoo!"

wazoo by AJ Barrow July 6, 2005

Sexyplexy 

n. title of a Jack Johnson song

adj. way beyond sexy, but just a growl short of total hawtness

"Arnold's hummer of death-to-girly-men, with the horn that goes MEEP MEEP, sure is sexyplexy," declared Special K to Aderol Alex.

Sexyplexy by AJ Barrow July 5, 2005

Frube 

n. (abbrev. fruit + tube) obscure yogurt snack in an "easy-open" flexible plastic tube. sent under because it foolishly attempted to promote healthy eating amongst young children, and 50% of the time was unopenable by hand.

Eating a frube makes me feel like I'm giving a very sloppy, but delicious, blowjob.

Frube by AJ Barrow July 5, 2005