AH73's definitions

Baby daddy

General term to describe the father of a child who is not married to the mother.

"I'd like to introduce you to John, the baby daddy."
(Note nods and subtle looks of acknowledgment, as the third person now understands baby was conceived out of wedlock and the parent couple relationship may be tenuous or non-existent.

by AH73 February 21, 2014

Facebook

Considered by many to be 'the holy grail' of social networking.

If you're under 25 and not on it, you might be pathetic. However if you're over 35 and are on it, you might also be pathetic.

Is Joe on Facebook? Dude, the guy's like 40 years old, not 16.

by AH73 May 12, 2011

Textsand

Like quicksand, but in the context of texting. AKA virtual quicksand. A metaphorical state where things have gotten out of control and one starts to panic at the thought of the predicament they have gotten themselves into, from texting.

Texter 1: Hey
Texter 2: Hey
Texter 1: Wanna come over?
Texter 2: Now? It's 12:30 am
Texter 1: Yeah. I had a bit too much wine
Texter 2: :) Ok

And even through the blurry haze of a good buzz, the regret and panic starts to set in. Oh man, I'm in textsand now.

by AH73 November 11, 2013

Pulling a Mesnick

A pitiful display of a man breaking down emotionally

Jason Mesnick of The Bachelor crumpled over a railing sobbing in tears is the original 'pulling a Mesnick'

by AH73 March 2, 2010

Facebookatheist

A person who fundamentally doesn't believe in Facebook.

I tried to get her to join up, but she won't - she's a facebookatheist.

by AH73 May 12, 2011