Tool Shed

A bar with a very poor male to female ratio.

Dude, lets go to another bar, this place is a fuckin tool shed.

by A.C. Sativa February 08, 2013

Tool Shed

A compete tool, and is always one.

Dude, you're acting like a total tool shed right now.

by nevet6snivram September 25, 2011

Tool Shed

The ultimate tool keeper. A tool shed is the evolved version of a tool box. Why? She has way to many tools to have just a box, infact a tool shed may have 3 or 4 tool boxes inside their tool shed. And who knows what other mechanical wonders she has in there!!!

A tool shed is a girl who has had sexual intercourse with a phenomenal amount of the men (tools) shes been using.

Convo between 2 girls:

Girl 1: "Like omg!, that whore has fucked like... 34 guys just for their money!"

Girl 2: "Like i know! What a fucking tool shed!"

by Henry McByrd April 24, 2009

Tool Shed

The metaphorical house a girl builds when she hooks up with a tool, toolbag, or person fitting any other variation of the common tool.

That relationship has turned into a real tool shed.

by benkerley. September 28, 2007

Tool Shed

A group of tools in a crowded area such as a mall or theme park. They are easily spotted, as they usually wear bro tanks, skinny jeans, or apparel from Diamond Supply Co.

J: Jeeze, did you see that tool shed?

E: Yes! They were total posers. I bet they are shopping for bro tanks.

by mojothedog August 05, 2013

tool shed

The Kappa Sigma fraternity house at the University of Tulsa.

Dude, that's the Kappa Sig house. Why would you go over to that fuckin tool shed?

by TU1 September 11, 2006

tool shedding

When the stock markets gets hit in your grill and you have no idea what the fukk is going on.

Lou was buying BHP in Australia and it was getting a tool shedding.

by Jimaxgp January 22, 2008