Retweetments

When you retweet a link and pretend you didn’t read or watch it if someone calls you out on it.

Donald Trump’s retweetments are total bs on the most part.He hides his racist views in plain sight.Then he pretends to be innocent.

by 93 yourcultleader93 September 15, 2020

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APT

noun: an acronym for Anxiety Phone Thumbs.The cold wet feeling of your thumbs from holding and texting on your smartphone.Usually caused by inactivity of the rest of your body.May also be caused from poor blood circulation or generalized anxiety.

I was chilling typing up new words for Urban Dictionary when I got a bad case of APT..My hands, especially the thumbs were drenched in panic sweat.The APT were so bad that when I tried to use TouchID my fingerprints couldn’t be recognized.

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 26, 2020

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Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

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Fritch

A stuck up frat-girl bitch.WASP snatch,daddy’s girl trick.

I was getting a drink when a group of Fritch girls decided to try to ruin my night.Luckily I had a giant bottle of mace.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 30, 2020

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ho vaulter

A person who has sex with a string of different people,usually in a spree.

You haven’t had sex with Jason have you?He is such a ho vaulter.He had sex with my best friend.Then later that night,he ho vaulted to my sister!!!The next morning he ho vaulted to my mom!!!I had to tell all three of them he has herpes!!!

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 25, 2020

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