Vagina Handjob

When a woman does kegels during sex.

She was giving it to me pretty good.Then she gave me a vagina handjob towards the end and i exploded all in her.

by 93 yourcultleader93 January 26, 2021

Hollow-ween

When all your plans for Halloween get destroyed,so you sit around being annoyed by anyone having fun of any kind.

As much as I love Halloween,Covid-19 made it a Hollow-ween.I’m so over it.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 31, 2020

Maskulinity

Attributes,behaviors and roles associated with people who wear masks.

The people who would not wear masks during the Covid-19 pandemic showed no signs of maskulinity.

by 93 yourcultleader93 January 29, 2021

Crapper gargoyle

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.

I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020

Fritch

A stuck up frat-girl bitch.WASP snatch,daddy’s girl trick.

I was getting a drink when a group of Fritch girls decided to try to ruin my night.Luckily I had a giant bottle of mace.

by 93 yourcultleader93 October 30, 2020

APT

noun: an acronym for Anxiety Phone Thumbs.The cold wet feeling of your thumbs from holding and texting on your smartphone.Usually caused by inactivity of the rest of your body.May also be caused from poor blood circulation or generalized anxiety.

I was chilling typing up new words for Urban Dictionary when I got a bad case of APT..My hands, especially the thumbs were drenched in panic sweat.The APT were so bad that when I tried to use TouchID my fingerprints couldn’t be recognized.

by 93 yourcultleader93 July 26, 2020

Leatherfaced

The action of a person that prevents you from getting

off the hook.

Man,I had to totally pay her back.She leatherfaced me!!!
She wasn’t having it.

by 93 yourcultleader93 August 02, 2020