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lostprophets 

A band whos frontman is a downright pedophile.
They do make good music, but I don't feel comfortable listening to it because that just gives Ian Watkins more attention.
lostprophets used to be good. Not saying they sold out or anything, but...I just wish their frontman wasn't a creep.
lostprophets by 7568ino November 18, 2023

No Devotion 

The band that formed after lostprophets because Ian Watkins is a pedophile piece of shit.
They're better than lostprophets. Trust me.
No Devotion by 7568ino November 18, 2023

Garcello 

"Tight bars, little man."
– Garcello
Garcello by 7568ino November 18, 2023

Jay Weinberg 

Slipknot's ex-drummer who played on three albums: .5: The Gray Chapters, We Are Not Your Kind, and The End, So Far. After nearly ten years of being with them, he received a phone call from Slipknot saying he was no longer a part of it.
However, he wasn't just with Slipknot. He played with punk band Against Me!, beatdown hardcore band Madball, Bruce Springsteen's E Street Band, hardcore punk supergroup Hesitation Wounds, and Bleed the Pigs. He's been in a lot more, but the definition is already getting too long.
I miss Jay Weinberg being in Slipknot. He was a good replacement to Joey Jordison, but if the latter wasn't fired because of his bandmates suspecting of him being on drugs, Slipknot wouldn't be trying to become a business rather than a metal band. Least Jay was as good as Joey.
Jay Weinberg by 7568ino November 17, 2023
The one government body that can get your entire neighborhood addicted to crack.
Oh, just got a call from the CIA. They're going to make me and my family all crackheads if I make another "morbid joke."
CIA by 7568ino November 16, 2023

nu metalhead 

A normal term for someone who likes nu metal to whatever kind of extent.
Types of nu metalheads:
1). The basic: "Y'all...this new Korn CD goes fuckin' hard..."
2). The slightly extra extreme fan: "Hell yeah! New Slipknot shit!"
3). The crack baby: (at Woodstock '99) "LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT! LIMP BIZKIT!" {notices woman on-stage} "SHOW YOUR TITS!"
4). The opposer (not really a nu metalhead but whatever lmao): "uuUGghHhh...FUCK Fred Durst and his faggoty ass rapping! I'd rather shove my cock into a blender than listen to that dogshit!"
5). The enjoyer: "Hey, this is really good! I wonder if they have more songs..."

Craig: "New Korn CD dropped...I'm out for that shit."
Rosanna: "New Korn CD?!"
Brady: *impatiently waiting for Rosanna to show her breasts*
Paul: No, GO FUCK RIGHT OFF WITH THAT POP ROCK DOGSHIT.
Tyler: Shut up, Paul. If it's good, it's good.

In order, Craig is an ordinary nu metalhead, Rosanna is slightly more hardcore, Brady is the crack baby from Woodstock '99, Paul is the opposer (or elitist, fuck knows), and Tyler is just an enjoyer who doesn't give a single shit about what's playing.
nu metalhead by 7568ino November 16, 2023

gothic shower 

Apparently a thing that just appears on Urban Dictionary.
What does it mean? Does it involve getting high? Is it something ironic? Is it just for goth poseurs? You will never know.
Deathfuckingmetal: Go take a gothic shower, bitch.
7568ino: A what?
gothic shower by 7568ino November 15, 2023