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melodicore

A shortening of "melodic hardcore." Not to be confused with melodic metalcore.

Commonly known melodicore bands include Bad Religion, Set Your Goals, Rise Against, etc.

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

Gorgoroth

1. Home of Sauron.
2. Perhaps the most suppressive black metal band possible. You can't post their lyrics, you can't post tabs of their songs, they don't like fan content. Why? Probably because of some theistic Satanist shit. Their music is heavy, though.

1). "Ah, Gorgoroth. When have I ever known Sauron was here?"
2). ...okay, why are there Norwegian lawyers at my door? All I did was make a UD definition on Gorgoroth.

by 7568ino November 3, 2023

Eddie Van Halen

God.

As a die-hard Eddie Van Halen fan, I can confirm that Bradley Hall's "Van Halen in a Nutshell" video is accurate.

by 7568ino January 11, 2024

Britney Spears

Is she even real?
But she's national treasure for America, that's for sure.

Britney Spears

by 7568ino February 7, 2024

Garcello

bronchitis man

"Tight bars, little man."
– Garcello

by 7568ino November 18, 2023

Dildo, NL

You'd think I'm joking, but this is a real city in Canada.

"Dildo, NL"
NL is Newfoundland and Labrador, so I'll let you guess what their motto is...
*laughs*
"Our name will never change!"

by 7568ino November 2, 2023

George Washington

The first POTUS, and the guy you never listened to when it came to political parties.

George Washington: "Let me now warn you in the most solemn manner against the baneful effects of the spirit of party. The common and continual mischiefs of the spirit of party are sufficient to make it the interest and duty of a wise people to discourage and restrain it. It serves always to distract the public councils and enfeeble the public administration. It agitates the community with ill-founded jealousies and false alarms; kindles the animosity of one part against another. In governments purely elective, it is a
spirit not to be encouraged."
*Centuries later...2024 presidential election nominates Donald Trump as the forty-seventh president of the United States.*
Guy: "What the fuck? How did this happen?"
Sabrina: "This country is gay. Figuratively."
That guy with the goatee & wraparound shades: "FUCK YEAR! 'murica will be BETTER THAN EVER!"
George Washington: "...you all fail me."

by 7568ino April 25, 2025