From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.
Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
Get the death cookie mug.To hide or dispose of something in such a way that it will be extremely difficult or impossible to find or recover, even for the person doing the hiding. Get rid of. Nautical in origin, it comes from a call indicating a depth of six fathoms (over ten meters), a depth from which recovery of an item tossed overboard would be very difficult.
Argggh, matey! Deep six the crack pipe before Admiral Billy-Bob catches us.
Jimmy-Joe, we'd better deep six the whole meth kitchen before Andy Taylor shows up at the trailer park
Jimmy-Joe, we'd better deep six the whole meth kitchen before Andy Taylor shows up at the trailer park
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
Get the deep six mug.A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.
From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
Get the apeshit mug.What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.
Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.
Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.
Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
Get the shit pie mug.Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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