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death cookie

From Mountain/Dirt Biking. Irregularly shaped rocks about 3 to 6 inches in diameter. Too big to roll over easily like gravel and too large and unstable to balance on. Just smaller and less dangerous than the dreaded baby head.
Dude, I kept my shit together on that stretch of death cookies but I ate shit completely when I hit the baby heads!
by 6079 Smith W March 23, 2005
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shit pie

What one (figuratively) eats when suffering a particularly humiliating, galling or bitter defeat. From the ugly "taste in one's mouth" that is the result of such a defeat. Similar to eat shit, but representing an overall defeat rather than a single setback or mishap.
Billy-bob thought he would beat Jimmy-Joe in the annual cousin-fuckin' contest, but he ran out of spooge toward the end and he ate shit pie.

Billy-Bob: "yo, cuz, you win that race from Hooterville to Mayberry?
Jimmy-Joe: "Goddamn Dukes of Hazard showed up in General Lee, so I ate shit pie, Dawg.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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apeshit

A state of anger and rage that produces behavior more closely resembling that of an enraged ape than a human.

From the habit of enraged apes of flinging their own feces at their object of anger (if you haven't experienced this phenomenon first hand consider yourself blessed).
Billy-Bob went apeshit when Jimmy-Joe puked up four moon pies on his '68 Dodge Dart.
by 6079 Smith W March 21, 2005
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monkey glands

1. Testicles
2. The qualities usually associated with masculinity or "balls": courage, toughness, agressiveness, etc.
1. If my biatch catched me out huntin' pussy with you foos she cut off my monkey glands.

2. Dude, grow some monkey glands! My little sister would drop in on this ramp.
by 6079 Smith W March 24, 2005
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falafels

Middle-eastern delicacies made from deep-fried mashed chick pea patties served in pita bread. Often mistaken for loofahs by sex-starved middle-aged wannabe conservatives trying to jerk off during one-sided phone sex with much younger employees.
Bill O'Reilly blew his pathetic middle-aged nut into a dirty sock after he imagined rubbing a loofah on his employee's throbbing snatch in the shower. Only he said FALAFEL instead of LOOFAH, the drunken, horny old goat.
by 6079 Smith W March 22, 2005
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