fatassitus

A common disease also known as super morbidly obese. This disorder can strike any human, but is generally found around the "all you can eat buffet" down thar at thems "golden corral" home of the best chicken fried steak.
Dude, what the fuck is this place! Oh yeah, this is where all the people with fatassitus go to graze.
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
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ridiculity

The state ridiculous, or the state of rediculousness. When there is a general feeling of ridiculous nonsense about.
This bullshit just reeks of ridiculity. Ridiculity abound! This whole system is pure ridiculity.
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
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Crotchmonkey

This is a variety of teenage/adolescent female who tries to gain favored status with teenage males by always sitting on their lap. They also like to sit on the laps of older men to gain the same status.
Hey Son, tell Kelly to stop sitting on everyone's lap around here like a Crotchmonkey.
by 60 Central March 18, 2008
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thuggatroll

A common variety of internet chat room bully. These individuals scan the internet boards for any tasty argument that they can inject themselves into and further convolute the issue.
Hey did you read what that thuggatroll was putting on the boards yesterday? Yeah, he got us all fighting with each other.
by 60 Central March 17, 2008
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jerk smelter

The mixture of semen and personal lubricant that builds up on the tip of the penis during masturbation
Hey Eve, could you wipe off that jerk smelter?
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
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candlehead

This word was first derived in 2002 when a two year old boy pointed at his red headed mother and said "candlehead".
"Mommy is a candlehead."
by 60 Central February 29, 2008
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goated

I coined this term in 1993. It is a derivitive of the Gott brand ice chest. As we became more discombobulated Gott became goat, thus goated.
by 60 central February 17, 2008
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