5th Column's definitions

Christianity

A really cool religion, because if you follow it then you can go around raping, beating, and killing people, and as long as you confess your sins at the end of the day and repent you'll go to heaven!!!!!

I masturbate fifteen times a day, but I'm going to heaven because I tell God that I love him after I'm done!

by 5th column September 16, 2006

springfield

A city in western Massachusetts, pop. 160,000. Home of:

- Basketball

- Volleyball (invented in Holyoke, a Springfield suburb)

- Dr. Seuss

- Indian Motorcycles

- The Springfield Armory (stocked the US military with rifles since before the US Civil War up until 1967, when it was converted to a vocational/technical community college).

- The Springfield Indians AHL hockey team, whose claim to fame was that Snoop Dogg wore their jersey at the end of the Gin and Juice video (or "What's My Name?", I can't remember).

- And presumably more stuff that I can't think of right now.

Lots of Puerto Ricans live there now.

"Of all the cities that I have ever had the opportunity to spend time in, Springfield is definitely one of them."
-Learned wise man.

by 5th Column February 28, 2004

TNA

Testicles and Asshole

by 5th Column June 1, 2003

frost back

A canadian.

"Frost back" is to wordCanada/word, as "Wetback" is to wordMexico/word.

by 5th Column May 31, 2003

McDonalds

1. A fast food restaurant that serves fattening food. This place is one of the reasons why so many kids are so fat these days.

2. Where Schteve will work when he grows up.

Schteve: (Australian accent) Wudja like fries with that, muh'te?

by 5th Column May 30, 2003

chevy

Honda killer.

Wow, my '94 Chevy Cavalier four-cyl. that I bought for $1500 just smoked that overpriced, over-rated '99 Civic with the oversized wing on the back!

by 5th Column May 12, 2003

British Tank

A French car.

Judas MK11 is a total retard for thinking that slow fucking French cars aren't pieces of shit. I'd rather drive a Volga.

by 5th Column May 12, 2003