Suckumentary incum

Income derived from having a webcam site. Can be for both women and men ☺️
I work in a nail salon as my main job but I make good. Suckumentary incum as a webcam girl . I file a 1099 as an independent cuntractor plus I can claim my bedroom as office space and write off my sex toys as tools of the trade. So far I haven't been fingered by anyone but myself!
by 4realazitgits April 26, 2021
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Diva flex

Flexing one's muscles either literally or figuretively . Seems to be a practice common amongst celebrities of various ilks and persuasions.
1 Rhonda rowsey performed her diva flex by showing off her biceps just before the boxing match. 2 sly stallone did. His diva flex by arriving to the set in a golf cart and insisting that none of the crew look him in the eye or speak directly to him.
by 4realazitgits March 25, 2021
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Self on digital services

Wordplay on cellphone digital services. Basically just a fancy way of saying masturbation
Bill to his wife Linda: self on digital services. Hmmm. Hon are you upgrading your plan? Linda: not unless they can provide me with extra fingers!
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Dumbledildore

The alternative universe to Harry Potter s dumbledore where the students ride around on huge dildos instead of broomsticks.
Dumbledildore rubs me the right way!
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Masturbaloop

A repeating loop on old vhs tapes of some sort usually depicting some sort of sex act..
I made a masturbaloop back in the day of natasha kinski in a. Scene from "to the devil a daughter"
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Willem dafoe

Brilliant character actor with a chiseled face tailor made for portraying a villain.which he did in the 1985 movie "to live and die in la" with his portrayal of counterieter Eric Masters. He's well known for his portrayal of Sgt elias in 1987s "platoon"as well as his role in "the last temptation of christ"
Willem dafoe has had a long time affiliation with the 'wooster project' an off off broadway theater ensemble.
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A true story written in novel style by Ben Stein (of win Ben Sltein's money) published in 1982. In the story "Lenny Brown"is a pseudonymous character representing Steins real life friend. Lenny is a real 'go getter' into real estate and finance deals. His career arc is on a stratospheric rise when he and his wife Linda move to la to pursue his dreams.at first Lenny seems to have it all: beautiful wife. Gorgeous mansion in the "Hollywood Hills"the requisite black bottom pool.and a career that is on fire! Then through a series of financial mishaps Lenny s life falls apart. He becomes addicted to 'ludes. Loses his wife and mansion and follows a downward spiral which ends in a 1room 'walkup' in Venice Beach
Ludes-a ballad of the drug and the dream may be a little dated but it's message about drug addiction remains relevant to this day.
by 4realazitgits April 02, 2021
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