Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

by 3hourtour June 02, 2024

sputterbutt

Explosive diarreah

Jethro was embarrassed when the toilet bowl amplified his sputterbutt.

by 3hourtour August 12, 2024

Butt nugget

A particularly loathsome person

Bernie Madoff was a straight-up butt nugget.

by 3hourtour April 04, 2024

Cocksaw

A particularly vindictive woman bent on humiliation.

Cover your wedding tackle, boys. Here comes a cocksaw!

by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 07, 2024

Veinershlieder

Lubrication teuton style

Ach. This is sticking. It needs some veinershlieder.

by 3hourtour July 07, 2024

carb-buzz

A spike in blood sugar from eating too many carbohydrates. Inescapably followed precipitously by a dreaded carb-buzz hangover.

I got the carb-buzz wobbles from eating half a box of Krispy Kreme sinkers.

by 3hourtour July 02, 2024