Definitions by 3hourtour

Tatterass 

The unique condition created when one either coughs or mainly sneezes with a fart in the chamber. Sometimes painful, usually embarrassing and hilarious; especially in church. Known in the past as a bazooka.

Wayne was mortified when he tatterassed during the benediction.

Tatterass by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

Cocksaw 

A particularly vindictive woman bent on humiliation.

Cover your wedding tackle, boys. Here comes a cocksaw!

Cocksaw by 3hourtour June 20, 2024

organ grinder duet 

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

organ grinder duet by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Ladyboner lottery

Concupiscence extremely horny highly aroused

That skank just won the Ladyboner lottery.

Ladyboner lottery by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer who rigidly follows his sales script.

I interrupted a Roomba Joe during his pitch forcing him to start over.

Roomba Joe by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Roomba Joe

A telemarketer. A person who follows a script mindlessly according to a set pattern.

Roomba Joe is on the job. I interrupted his speech and he had to restart it.

Roomba Joe by 3hourtour June 2, 2024

Ladyboner Lotto 

A woman who meets an irresistible sexual partner.

Jeanine hit hit the Ladyboner Lotto and has obsessed with him ever since.

Ladyboner Lotto by 3hourtour June 2, 2024