K/D

It's infinity during your life and 0 at the end of your life, unless you're a murderer.

Everyone's who didn't murder anybody and is reading this K/D is infinity.

by 32121 November 26, 2019

Mass Media

Reason why women, democracy, freedom and loch ness monster are believed to exist.

Reasonable person: Obviously we have no democracy, its all mass media proaganda, elections are rigged
Hillary Clinton supporter: How you dare this country is built on lies you fucking motherfucking racist misogynist sexist anti-democracist anti-freedomist, you are ass-raped traitor and agent of Kremlinplaying into hands of Donald Trump, when our glorious CIA beloved and Pentagon cherished overlordess will come to power you will pay for your treason, we will fucking lock you up in guantanamo and waterboard you till you'll confess that you're mentally insane and all you said was a lie and no emails ever existed!

by 32121 August 07, 2016

Ass hair removal

Something women do before they meet a guy they like or atleast aren't disgusted by

Sophia: Hey, you think Brandon wil want me more if I'll do ass hair removal?
Katie: Ofcourse, totally! cause we live in civilized place you know, not some Amazon jungle, like the one around your butthole!

by 32121 August 07, 2016

Lada engine is starting

Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiivvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiivvvvvggiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvgg
vroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by 32121 December 21, 2017

fatball

people who think they're entitled for more than one seat on car/plane/bus/train because they decide to eat what is tasty, not what is healthy.

I am not talking about few extra pounds or even overweight people. I am talking about seriously OBESE fatballs, who think that their choice of lifestyle entitles them to more seats on public transport, more frequent healthcare checks, priority parking lots etc.

by 32121 December 19, 2017

MILF

Moro Islamic Liberation Front, an islamic militant group in the Phillipines.

MILF members don't really like to be confused with moms I'd like to fuck.

by 32121 July 21, 2016

Nuclear fusion explosion

Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.

- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?

- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.

by 32121 July 25, 2016