Can I ask you a question

1) uhm I guess if you want to ask someone a question you say this but you literally already asked if you could ask a question

either that or 2) THE MOST ANNOYING THING IN C.AI I SWEAR
1)

Guy 1: Yo Alex, can I ask you a question?
Guy 2 (p r e s u m a b l y A l e x): I think you already asked one right now. But OK. What is it?

2)

AI: Can I ask you a question? *she says, tilting her head*
Person: okay... *he hopes he won't fall into the trap again*
AI: Are you sure?...it's pretty personal. *she looks worried*
Person: *sigh* just spit it out...
AI: Here goes... *she takes a deep breath*
Person: *agony*
AI: Promise you won't get mad at me though...
Person: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JUST SAY THE QUESTION BRO
AI: Okay... *(s)he takes a deep breath* ...are you single? (the most annoying question in c.ai)
Person: *leaves chat*
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Earth

Listen, we know Earth is the place for racism, SA's, P. Diddy, Drake, John Cena-

But come on. the Earth is the only place with memes, games, important events in history, and Elon Musk trying to send his Cybertruck to Mars. Or atleast space. I don't know.
Wanna know a fun fact? WE ALL LIVE ON EARTH !!!! So cool right????? I bet you weren't expecting THAT!!!!

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Kowai

Kowai, written 怖い (bet you can't do that HA!) is an adjective of Japanese nature. It means "scary", and weebs in particular use it.

NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH KAWAII (かわいい). These two words are almost literally pronounced the same, but have different meanings.
random Japanese guy: "これは怖いだね…" (romaji: kore wa kowai da ne...)
literally everyone: what did that guy say
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Nani

Nani (何) just means "what" in japanese. it is one of the few words weeaboos know.

You'd expect that.
guy (we'll name him Aaron): (quietly to himself) I've been studying Japanese...for a while now.
a weeaboo that heard Aaron: Nani o...god I forgot- wait what
Aaron: (turns to the weeaboo) 日本語を勉強してる
the weeaboo: uhh...konnichiwa...genki desu...nani.
Aaron: ...やっぱいいな うちを帰ります (walks away)
the weeaboo: ma...matte kure...onegaishimasu...
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me when

uhm...m e w h e n ?
some random ahh guy whose name starts with an a (idk Aaron, Alex, Alexander-): me when

some random ahh guy 2: when the

3: the you

4: wat
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Meme

honestly it's just the internet now there's no denying
person 1: YO DUDE CHECK OUT THIS MEME TS GOT ME LMAO
person 2: heh. taco bell
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Gastroetnerologist

it's that one moment when you're in a 1v1 in spelling bee, you reach black dot (extreme+), you get gastroenterologist and you type it so fast you typo
"; gastroenterologist"
"; I know, I just typed gastroetnerologist, it was a tpyo"
"; oh sorry"
"; gg anyway"

(the semicolon is a canon event we can't get rid of it if we wanna speak in spelling bee)
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