2D bodward's definitions

Bodding

A man that knows everything but doesn’t do ote

Ffs Kyan stop Bodding, you don’t do Ote !!!

by 2D bodward September 13, 2025

The Waj

When a certain person of the dribbler variety comes back from the toilet after purchasing a grubby 2nd hand samsung from CEX

A 'Waj' is a fucking Dweeby little bum boy incel who sells and buys at CeX

Oh look that CeX workers a 'Waj'

A 'Waj' is a fucking Dweeby little bum boy incel who sells and buys at CeX

'Oh look who's back from the toilet, what a fuckin 'Waj'.

'why THE FUCK would you buy a second hand copy of fifa street for BIBTY P from CeX, are you a fucking 'Waj' ?'.

'yeah buv yeah buv yeah buv', what the fuck are you on about you FUCKING 'Waj'.

Too many numberous cheffings round these parts, too many fucking 'waj's' i tell ya ! CUNTS.

WHO THE FUCK HAS NICKED MY WHEELS, fucking greasy 'waj's' THEY COST ME BIBTY PPPPPP !!!!.

OMG ! IS THAT MACHINE GUN BELLY , WHAT A FUCKING WAJJY BASTARD !.

I asked the mrs last night if i could give her an alabama hot pocket, she told me to fuck off, stupid fucking waj, hope she gets a G stain.

The Waj

by 2D bodward January 29, 2025

Qweng

When someone stinks, or there genitals are rotting

OH fucking hell love you 'qweng'

Sorry babe i cant go down on you tonight, you batty holes qwengin.

Omg did you smell that foreigner he qwengs

by 2D bodward March 10, 2024

Poo Boy

A person who eats bakes Daily and has a major skill issue

Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy

Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy

Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy

by 2D bodward November 3, 2022

Cullen

A dribbler also known as a jamie is considered to be the fastest man alive

My name is jamie flash and i am the fastest dribbler alive to the outside world i was known as a cullen

by 2D bodward December 29, 2020

nin

nin is the almighty powerful lord of poon and the sky

I am nin the lord or poon and sky

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020

poo flicker

A poor bloke called bodward flicking poo on his lawn

No bodward thats naughty you must not flick poo on your lawn, dont be a poo flicker

by 2D bodward December 28, 2020